Saturday, May 7, 2011

Now I know why they dont use toilet paper in India... or the most embarassing day of my life !



You spend your morning helping your bride friend getting dressed, you adjust her makeup, she is nervous, 
so are you, but you're happy, she's happy and it's going 
to be a great day.
(Photo from http://www.funatiq.com/simply-funny/the-funniest-wedding-photos-in-the-human-history/)

You look at yourself in the mirror, wearing a new dress that looks absolutely great on you.  Everything is right, your makeup is flawless, you're thin, your body is in great shape, and you feel like a million dollars. 


You're the maid of honor at your friend's wedding.



The parents always find time to horse around... 
after all, it's not their first time! 
And no, you can't drag the horses into the church, 
no matter who you think you are !


It was a small family affair


and a full week and a half before we had the party. There were plenty of people outside the church waiting their turn to answer the question:
"If anyone objects to this union, 
speak now or forever hold you peace."



not very considerate of the people waiting in church, 
getting fidgety, annoyed, and bored to death!


Some guests arrived in the new 2011 Smart Car... not bad



What the @&*# ?!  Great choice for an interview with 
The Donald.  Let sit this one in the booth, in the back, in the corner, in the dark... peleaze!

One of the guests' reaction to this was simple, 
direct, and to the point :


This guest could not believe his eyes either


I think there should be a law preventing kids 
to look like they're performing in
The Nutcracker Suite, stealing shoes from those poor Pilgrims' feet and wearing capri pants before June 15
In any case, children should be left outside tied up to a tree or something... so they can throw stones at things... 
or send them home so they can watch re-runs 
of Beavis and Butthead


The party began. We were lucky to have performers who could sing and dance at the same time

who said that you could not have your cake and eat it too? 

We were all dancing, and celebrating... 
http://www.funny-wedding-ideas.com/wedding-photo-ideas.html

The groom caught the bouquet
http://www.funny-wedding-ideas.com/wedding-photo-ideas.html


And then... I had to use the bathroom.


To walk back to my table I had to cross the entire ballroom floor... all by myself.  
Geez I look good... all eyes are on me!



That woman made that face again

and here I was in all my splendor, walking across the dance floor like a princess, trailing a roll of toilet paper sticking from my dress like a royal train, with my self-assured diva face on, while I was dragging the darn thing behind me.

 I was mortified.  Everybody was laughing

It would have been all over the newspaper the next day
but thanks to this guy, it wasnt


but now I know why Indian people 
don't use toilet paper !  

;o)